Bathrooms are gross.  Think about it, the sole and entire purpose of that room is to expunge waste and nasty things from your body.  You use the toilet to flush actual body waste, the shower to wash dirt, oil and other nasty things from your surface and the sink to rid your hands, face and mouth of various forms of grime.  The nasty nature of the bathroom is what makes it the best and most important room in the house to beautify.

Aside from keeping it clean, you have to put pretty things in your bathroom to distract you (and anyone else) from the true nature of that section of your abode.  But why stop at distracting?  Take an extra step, anything worth doing is worth doing right, right?  Make your bathroom SEXY.

One of the most important things to pay attention to in your bathroom is the shower curtain.  It’s not because the shower curtain is particularly important by itself, but because it’s huge.  Take some time in finding the perfect shower curtain to go along with the floor mats and general decor of your lavatory.  If you just want it to be simple, that’s fine, maybe a solid color is for you.  If it’s polka dots you need, go for it.  Maybe you’re a little adventurous and want something a little out there, this is for you then:

Whatever your style may be, just make sure you pay attention to your shower curtain and choose one wisely.

You may be unaware, but there are some pretty kick-ass bath mats floating around the internet and ikea.  Don’t be boring, go somewhere other than your local Wal-mart to get your bath mats.  They come in all shapes and sizes.  I love my white shag-carpeting bath mats.

Bathroom accessories are a great way to keep organized in a beautiful way.  Make sure you pay special attention to your counter space.  Continuity and theme are key here.

I’m sure you all have great looking bathroom already, right? Well, now you don’t have an excuse.  Send us pictures of your bathrooms sexy or not (Jason@thecollegiatestyle.com).  First 5 pictures win a toothbrush holder in the shape of an animal’s head (pictured below).  Weird, but very cool.  I’ve been trying to think of a good way to sign off this article, but I’m finding it hard. So…poop Sexy?